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dad material

a guy who is the perfect dad can cook clean and help with kids all while being super hot and sexy
patrick: “ hey look it’s david coming out of the grocery store” alex: “yea he’s dad material
by anonymous February 5, 2019
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Dad Balls

When you testicles start shrinking at the thought of having more children. Woman get "mom brain" which makes them stupid and Dad's get "Dad Balls" the older the kids get and the more kids they have.
My coworker said "I have mom brain" to which I said, "yeah, well I have Dad Balls."
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by Vishnoogle May 19, 2017
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Jaycek's Dad

Does not exist
Jaycek's dad does not exist
by FURIY October 11, 2022
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RAD DAD

A Dad who looks after his kids and leads by example is a RAD DAD. If you are wise, you would join The "RAD DADS CLUB" and become part of the Global movement... Skate, Surf, Snow, Moto, Bike, Music, Art, Film, Photography, Tattoos are what make a Dad RAD!
RAD DADS don't babysit, it's called PARENTING!
by rad dads daughter October 7, 2019
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Bruncle Dad

A man who is your brother, uncle and your father. This is possible if your mother slams her own father, giving birth to what would normally be your Bruncle. If your Bruncle then gets six inches deep in your mom, the resulting abomination will be you, and he will be your Bruncle Dad.

Likewise, you are your Bruncle Dad's Brophew Son.
"Your bruncle dad is fucked; he has webbed toes and hasnever had a job."
"Fuck you, at least my bruncle dad is still alive you orphan bastard!"
by John Fun September 21, 2016
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Dad head

A male who looks old for their age, or perhaps they are just old. Look like they have (or should have) kids by now.
by WaffleWaffleEggy June 19, 2021
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E-dad

Someone online (whether a streamer or a friend) who is considered to be a father figure, the individual is usually a male.
"I like texting my E-dad, they make me feel loved."
by imaginemuffins January 4, 2023
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