Bum-Creep

A Bum-Creep is a person who creeps on bums. It may also be used in forms such as bum-creeping, bum-creeper, bum-creeping, and bum-crept

You are such a bum-creep.
After school I bum-creep on my friends Facebook pages.
You need to stop bum-creeping on people.
Bum-creep.

by MSoazlaireti October 16, 2010

Bum Funnel

The art of the funnelee laying on the ground, whilst 2 of his friends stand over his face with their bare behinds pressed firmly together thus forming a funnel. A drink of your choice is then poured down the funnel into the waiting mouth of the funnelee.

whilst absolutely leathered and trying to be funny, "lets do a bum funnel!"

by dave & mike June 30, 2008

bum pal

British slang for a homosexual.

I saw Brian down the pub with his bum pal last night.

by copace August 2, 2006

poo-bum

A bum which smells of poo!

Abra's got a smelly poo-bum! =

by pseudobum November 16, 2010

bums in seats

(also "butts in seats" and "butts in the seats"): spectators who have been drawn into a theatre or other entertainment by a low-brow, mass-appeal production. A reference to the economic demand on entertainment business producers to attract paid attendance.

"We need a show that will put bums in seats."

by Oscar Madison April 26, 2006

Bum Squid

A horrible dirty excuse for a human being

Victor is such a bum squid

by John Broderico February 10, 2007

Soup Bum

Once thought linked to chronic diarrhea, the condition is known to give ones stool a soup or broth like viscosity. Alchohol, deep fried food, and lack of solid foods can result in the unpleasent experience. Soup bum is known to leave the anal opening with what can be called "ring sting" due to the acidicty of the soupish substance and the force of which the soup exits the anal cavity.

Guy #1: "Man I gotta shit..."
Guy #2: "Pinch it dude.."
Guy #1: "You can't pinch 'soup'. I have soup bum."

by gio.net May 28, 2008