bazinga muffin

an xbox 360 noob, very bad, and thinks they are good but the only way they reached that rank were through a long time of playing.
Yo Bazinga Muffin, get your kills up
Get this bazinga muffin outta here, he's horrible.
by Jolly Lollipop June 14, 2011
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Donkey Muffin

The term used when a guy shoves a muffin inside the woman's vagina, vigorously pounding the muffing, until it is completely broke up. Then a guy comes in with a donkey suit on and continues to eat the muffin out of her vagina until all of the muffin is gone.
Dude, Me and Tony gave that girl a Donkey Muffin!
by TAcTiiCzZz March 06, 2012
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muffin-tops

When a girl wears pants that are too small and she has ungodly child bearing hips and gigantic sides that flow over her pants.
Yo Shandra look at the massive muffin-tops on that bitch, how i would like to put some I can't believe its not butter on those bad boys and take a bite. Damn she fine.
by Kristine_O November 25, 2006
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muffin bulge

When a girl (or guy, who knows..) is wearing trouser ( usually jeans) that are soo tight and low that there is a bulge of flesh over the sides. No matter how skinny you are, this can still happen... if they're too tight!
FAT! look at her muffin bulge!
by mmeggie February 01, 2005
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turd muffin

The act of and or the being of an annoying person, And/or the act of pursuing a dead joke, or continuing a joke that is commonly known as being not funny.
EX: My friend(we'll call him Drew)Drew, is being a Ever so Fricken Turd muffin.
by Maxisking July 26, 2005
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fag muffin

A two-face dumb shit. Normally a PMSing preteen boy who is way to worried about what other people think of him. And normally has a bad haircut. And is most commonly by the name of Justin.
Justin you a dumb shitty fag muffin!!!
by billielvr258 October 26, 2008
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Stud Muffin

1. A very attractive male, usually named Emmanuel, that can bring all the girls to the yard--without milkshake. Also looks incredible while applying hair product.
2. A sweetheart with a personality so charming it will give you diabetes, but no one's complaining. In fact, girls flock to him like they flock to muffins, hence the origin of the term. See above.
"Wow, He's such a stud muffin...He must be named Emmanuel".
--"Naw, they call him Manny for short."
by G-loria August 03, 2009
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