Alabama Mile Marker

When a guy pulls out, nuts on a girls back, and sticks a receipt on it.

Yeah dude, last night I gave this chick an Alabama Mile Marker.

by UncStatus February 7, 2025

Miles

Miles is the biggest whore of them all. He likes to hurt beautfiul girls just for fun and is a raging alcoholic. Stay away from miles because he’s actually ugly. He isn’t worth the time. You can do so much better. He also has a goose nose. He also has herpes, which fun fact you can’t get rid of. Fuck off miles.

I hate miles he’s terrible

by bitch1029384756 August 23, 2022

Miles

He is such a great person. He may not be the best boyfriend but he doesn’t mean it. but he’s the most genuine and funny person u will meet. If u have a miles in your life, hold him close and don’t let him go. Make sure you tell him u love him and make him happy

I was upset, until I saw miles

by Annabelherron April 22, 2019

Miles

A person of such littleness, that that are not visible to the naked eye

"Look at Miles!"
"Where? I can't even see him"
"penis"

by milesitinylol May 27, 2021

Miles

A Miles is someone who seems healthy but literally eats 5 bags of Tapatío Doritos every week and hates all other Doritos.

“Damn… Harmon’s is out of Tapatío Doritos again!”
“I bet there was a Miles here today”

by goodgood123 November 23, 2021

Five mile fake out

when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.

dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.

by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018

fatty mile

When you order something from a fast food drive threw, pull out, and then drive to another fast food restraunt and order something from there too.

Friend 1: What's with all the fast food bags?

Friend 2: Man.. I did the fatty mile again. Sometimes Wendy's just isn't enough.

by Icesa October 18, 2012