The most LEGENDARY Asian to ever exist. If you ever have the opportunity to even catch a glimpse of him, then it’s too late, by then he’ll have snatched all of your almonds using nothing but a pair of disposable chopsticks

Goddamnit Matthew stole my almonds again.

MATTHEW by SaltyWhiteBoy January 31, 2025

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Matthew is a fucking cunt. He does not like to be associated with women. He isn't funny and he likes to lie to be the better sounding guy.

Matthew can suck a weiner

Matthew by skibidicumshot69 February 19, 2025

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He’s kinda freaky, but yk you still love him for him. He’s definitely not funny and he has this voice like that is very low. Some would describe it as darth Vader but not many would agree. He’s of Hispanic traits, mostly being Mexican.

“Hey have you seen the Matthew guy?”
“Oh yeah he reminds me of darth Vader.”

Matthew by Anonymous reporter man 11223 February 22, 2025

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Matthew is a person who is probably a racist and might send gore but he is a douche bag in all

Friend 1: Hey Matthew where you been

Matthew: Up your moms ass

Matthew by heckler12 March 19, 2025

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