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Long leg

Long leg not only describes someone's a long leg; it also describes his behaviour is annoying. Such as the person sitting behind you cocks his leg up against your chair.
(In a lecture)

"Hey, don't cock your long leg up against the chair, and play with it"

"Sorry, my hormone level is high today"
by Long leg cocking up against March 24, 2009
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Long Distance Relationship

The act of masterbating with your feet.
Tom : "Yea man, I broke both arms, on the good side, i'm in a long distance relationship!"
by TheMadNecro October 16, 2017
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Long Pour

the act of pouring alcohol from distances far greater than expected from a "typical" pour. Usually, two or more AKL's are involved in this act and the distances are roughly that of the second floor to first floor stairwells.
AKL 1 - "Did you see that successful long pour last night?"

AKL 2 - "No, how long was it?"

AKL 1 - "It was from the third story deck to the lawn!"

AKL 2 - "Epic!"
by aklnumber1 August 25, 2010
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Long Beach Island

The most boring place on Earth

Pathetic residents think its cool because they are all douches who get off by hanging out in the endless amount of surf shops. Literally nothing to do but go to the beach and go mini golfing.
Visitor: Excuse me, Is their anything in Long Beach Island except Surf Shops?

Resident: No Bro, Its so radical, yeah bro, yo bro, wanna surf with me bruh. After we can go to Ron Jon bro. Yeah bro, LBI for life.
by 2chainzis da shitb October 7, 2015
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Long Island

The armpit of New York State. Most residents pretend they are from the city, then go to the city and don't know the Bronx from the Battery.
The Bronx is up and the Battery's down...Long Islanders get the hell out of my town!
by Rizzoto January 6, 2005
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long haired twat

A boy who thinks they have freinds but really dont, also are really mean to people he knows and he thinks his hair is really sexy even tho its greasy an sickening.
ohhh great theres that long haired twat..
by Jimmy p January 15, 2006
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Long boi

A gentleman that is either extremely long as in tall or has a massive cock a doodle doo
Wow you see that guy over there he’s a long boi for sure
by Bri Jones May 12, 2018
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