Bachelor Locked

Bachelor Locked
(adjective)

When you’re too single to participate in something your friends are doing, too lazy to leave the house, or so wrapped up in your own personal bubble that you just drop “bachelor locked” as your all-purpose excuse. Usually means you stayed home doing nothing (or everything) without admitting it.

“I couldn’t make it to the barbecue because I was bachelor locked.”

“Sorry I missed trivia, I was totally bachelor locked.”

“Yeah, I skipped the game—full bachelor locked mode.”

“They were all at the club, but I was bachelor locked.”

“I got bachelor locked instead of meeting them for dinner.”

(Translation you’ll never say out loud: sweatpants, snacks, and a deep commitment to not leaving the couch.)

by funnywordle August 14, 2025

Locked In

A dominatrix sitting on a Pegasus eating fuchka

we’re locked in.

by Locked in committee January 12, 2024

Bog Locked

A similar concept to "Dog Locked", but occurring when getting an erection whilst sitting on the toilet, and causing one's penis to become jammed under the seat or rim.

Note: "The Bog" is a common name for a toilet in The United Kingdom.

Dude, I was looking at porn on my phone while I had a shit, and got totally Bog Locked. I was there for an hour.

by Kahuna Nui April 4, 2022

ima lock

to keep your word to do something

girl: you promise you gone come see me

boy: ima lock to pull up on you mane

by @jeancoatt October 24, 2018

Locked out

The opposite of Locked In.

Distracted/not focused/stuck in the talking phase.

Person 1: Dude we have to finish our geometry homework
Person 2: I know, I'm locked out! I'll have to lock in later

by Jayislife_ February 14, 2024

Lock In Break

To Take A Step Away From Video Games To "Lock IN" Might Include Smoking THC

YO SHAWTY I GOTTA TAKE A LOCK IN BREAK

by tenkko.johnson May 8, 2024

Lego lock

When two hermaphrodites interlock both sets of sexual organs to copulate.

Have you heard about Sam and Devon doing the Lego lock?

by HonestyISbest August 2, 2024