When you don’t whack off for a week or plow out your old lady and drop a batch on some strumpets glasses you plowed out in the bathroom of the local dive pub.
Dam I just left a cottage cheese load on some gal in the bathroom all she needed was some sliced peaches with that cottage cheese load
by Salchi Poppa February 19, 2022
A survival method for dire situations or just a good time where you go ass-to-ass with your survival partner or best mate and shit into their gigantic gaping asshole, which is on the brink of prolapse, to share body heat.
Did you do any of the load transfer homework last night?
No I couldn't get my asshole to relax enough.
No I couldn't get my asshole to relax enough.
by EngineeringPrinciples January 14, 2018
1. the result after eating an extremely large meal
2. something that is clearly untrue; a crock of shit
2. something that is clearly untrue; a crock of shit
"Man, I just ate 5 burritos at Taco Bell. That's gonna be a toilet load."
"This guy told me he was going to pay me 10 dollars an hour, but he only gave me 7. This is nothing but a toilet load."
crock of shit
bullshit
"This guy told me he was going to pay me 10 dollars an hour, but he only gave me 7. This is nothing but a toilet load."
crock of shit
bullshit
by mindtank January 12, 2015
A term used to describe a magazine of random bullets usually not made by the same manufacturer. Often gathered over time or from different individuals.
by Betsyboop February 03, 2025
That's a 4 people game (2 male and 2 female players). Fitst, guys sit down and aim their dicks on each other, then the girls give them a footjob. The first to shot his load get a point. Secondly, it's the girls' time to sit down, but the guys can use only their mouth to make them squirt.
by Everyothernamewasunavalieable February 27, 2020
by alwaysdabbin January 19, 2016