key largo plumber

When you're fucking a girl from behind in her pussy and insert your whole hand in her anus and start to jerk yourself off.

I was with a girl last night and she was a total freak so i gave her the Key Largo Plumber.

by Aby Mandy September 12, 2017

high key dumb

When every one knows ur dumb but don't try to be

Jake is high key dumb about her

by High key dumb May 15, 2017

Spicy keys

When you heat someone's keyring in an oven and when asked for them you throw them back using tongs. This causes them to catch searing hot keys with they're hands thus making the keys "spicy".

Anon: Where are my keys?
Me: here you go *throws him the keys with tongs*
Anon *catches keys burning hands* :Ahh! The spicy keys!!! Why would you do this?!

by Peeled Paint June 29, 2017

keyful

A stupid shitter who sucks at cod

Keyful cannot shoot straight

by thomas newton November 15, 2017

key krack

shit on some boys keyboard and than squish it into the keys

I just did a key krack on lewis!

by ozmosis25 March 11, 2018

Kei-le-ot

Kei-le-ot is a chinese american name for a newspaper in new york. It was named after keileot jiambbnong who made the first news paper.

Kei-le-ot was in the newspaper

by Ho ying mrs spooner May 11, 2018

Sticky keys

You masterbate so hard the cum shot landed on your key broad.

Guy1:"I was jerking off and a cum shot landed on my key board"
Guy2:"ha you got sticky keys"

by Max and toast February 18, 2017