Coffee Jungle

A midnight snack including cheese, crackers, jam, and olives.
(This is Kev-wan's word)

Jacob: Yo, Kev-wan, let's go get hooked up wit dat coffee jungle shit!
Kev-wan: Hell yeah, nigga, cheese please bobakanoosh!

by Jonny Twotime November 9, 2007

Itchy Jungle

a massinve amount of pubic hair around the asshole often causing severe itchyness and irritation; when standing straight up the asshair will be sticking out of the asscrack. a asshair amount that you can compare to a jungle; when asscheeks spread you cannot see the asshole due to the amount of hair.

He has a disgusting Itchy Jungle around his asshole.

by NowahsFriend November 19, 2010

underground jungle

another way to describe a subway, metro, or tube in urban areas such as New York, Boston, or London.

I feel like I live in this underground jungle. Maybe I should start riding my bike to work.

by vbeez March 14, 2011

foo jungle

When your trying to navigate the genital area, and you cannot locate the genitals due tony the copious amounts of public hair, thus making it impossible for any sexual activity south of the border.

I almost scored with Tina last night, but that boo had a foo jungle !

by Taintlover2000 January 31, 2014

rusty jungle

A worn out ginger vagina covered in pubes and infested with living creatures such as crabs (lice)

Yo bruh, stay away from that bitch. She's got a straight up rusty jungle.

by John Doe jangles April 26, 2014

Muddy Jungle

A term used to describe the area of the ass or anus on a person with poor wiping skills.

Dude, when I went down on her I almost gagged. Her crack was a muddy jungle.

by Motorhead September 8, 2016

Fluffy jungle

Fluffy Jungle - descriptive used to describe an unkempt lady garden. Those with a fluffy jungle usually have hygiene issues and can normally be smelt from some distance without the removal of underwear. Often a symptom of venereal disease (VD).

"What's that smell Sharon?"

"It's my foo foo, sorry. I've not had the time to tend the garden and it's like a fluffy jungle down there..."

by TheManTheHero July 30, 2016