Moist Jonathan

A particularly impressive albeit damp mustache. Films such as top gun showcase the beauty and majesty of the moist Jonathan.

Have you seen Alex? He's grown himself one hell of a moist Jonathan.

by Moist J October 6, 2018

Sister Jonathan

Sister Jonathan is a nickname for Jon Guelas , member of the english band United Vibe , that has been gaining popularity between fans of the band and also with some of the X Factor 2018 members.

Giovanni Spano: "We need sister Jonathan. Do we? Okay. "

by sister 5.0 November 3, 2018

Grandfather Jonathan

guy 1: papa johns

guy 2: Grandfather Jonathan

Grandfather Jonathan Grandfather Jonathan

by Crabby_Souls October 18, 2020

Sebastian/Jonathan Morgenstern

One of the two biggest fictioanl aholes (the other being his father) you will ever meet/

Me: Sebastian/Jonathan Morgenstern? No.

by Fan.boy.for.real January 20, 2021

LENNON JONATHAN JENJAU JALONG (LARRY)

Social Media Ghost -
A person who does not use social media (Facebook , Twitter , Instagram etc...) to communicate.
I tried finding her on facebook and twitter but she was no where to be found. She must be a smg

I tried finding her on facebook and twitter but she was no where to be found. She must be a LENNON JONATHAN JENJAU JALONG (LARRY)

by lenjau\lennon November 22, 2021

posh jonathon

A posh wank, wherein a woman jerks you off whilst wearing an inverted ribbed condom (for your pleasure), and after ejaculation, she presents you with a cigarette and lights it for you.

Friend: "What did you get up to last night?"
Me: "Felt like like having a wank, so I got a bird over to give me a Posh Jonathon cos I was feelin' fancy."

"I didn't think the date was going anywhere, but I dropped her home and she gave me a Posh Jonathon so clearly it was better than expected."

by qönathynn June 5, 2022

White Jonathon

When you insert cocaine into your urethra before having sex.

Mark: "Hey you hook up with Angie last night?"
Steve: "Yea man I gave her the White Jonathon"

by Scuba Supreme April 4, 2023