Jesus Jive

A dance performed at a VBS or any very high energy worship service.

"Wow Mary Magdalene is really getting into her Jesus Jive!"

by Mablé Rekrek July 27, 2014

jesus cabbage

Synonym for marijuana

"It's not devils lettuce, it's jesus cabbage

by Pretty.odd.stan July 31, 2017

room for Jesus

when you sit next to someone but far enough away to leave room for another person or Jesus.

yea when Emma and nick sat next to each other there was enough room for Jesus..

by minecraftdick September 23, 2019

Jesus Style

When you fuck a girl while she's suspended with her hands nailed to the wall

"So, how'd it go? Did he fuck you Jesus style?"
"Nah, we were going to, but he kinda left me hanging."

by Wizeguy88 November 22, 2016

Lesbian Jesus

An ethereal being, If you find a hot gay being, There is a chance that they are Lesbian Jesus. They lord over and watch over gays. You will know you have met Lesbian Jesus if they bless your fucking soul by saying "Gay gay homosexual gay." NOT ALL GAYS ARE LESBIAN JESUS.

Gay #1: ITS LESBIAN FUCKING JESUS
Gay #2: FUCK WE GOTTA BOW

Lesbian jesus is a gay being

by Lesbianjesusfolower#582 June 28, 2023

Jesus Jugs

Any fake looking bitch that claims it's all about Jesus but sins on the daily.

Hey did you see Jesus jugs over there . Her nose is so fake ,it's going to crumble like Michael Jackson's did and fall off .

by anonymous December 14, 2021

Jesus Pizza

The biggest noob on xbox trying to be famous on youtube.

Dude Jesus Pizza is such a squeaker

That kid is so annoying , reminds me of Jesus Pizza

by AnonymousLTE October 10, 2021