Jeer

Shortened version of the term Jeer whore. See Jeer whore.

"You fucking jeer"

by Ginga Ninja June 17, 2004

Jeet Kune Do

The most scientifically advanced form of martial arts , founded by Bruce Lee, in which any one trained in Jeet Kune Do can kick anybody elses ass. Also known as JKD or JFJKD(Jun Fan Jeet Kune Do)

Dont fuck w/ me i know Jeet Kune Do motherfucker.

by Mrshl Rtist March 13, 2004

jeebis

the way british people say jesus.no lie.lol.

chip chip its JEEBIS!

-OR-

holy jeebis christ!

by tdoggbiotch November 28, 2007

Ass Jeeves

A case of diarrhea so bad a person that it causes said person to have their ass actually proceed to fall off. Recognizable by the walk of one whom may be in the process of crapping said pants since the pressure is too great.

Damn that guy looks like he has a bad case of the ass jeeves.

by Wang Yu Fu Man Chu October 20, 2008

Jeef

A self-referential mistake or faux pas; a recursive error in judgment or behavior

First person: I have a b-b-bit of a st-st-st-stutter.
Second person: You are a walking jeef, my friend.

First person: I feel like I have to (fart)...
Second person: Dude, you just sharted and jeefed simultaneously!

by Danstrom March 15, 2010

A jeep thing

1. Propaganda put forth by the Jeep company to give their cars appeal. With that smarmy fucking smily face on the back.
2. Jeep things include:
(1) poor gas mileage
(2) easy rolling (for that fun, hospital feeling)
(3) general inferiority to Toyota products.

Guy: My new jeep crapped out on me the other day...
Guy 2: What? You've never even driven that thing hard! Must be a jeep thing...
Guy: Yeah. I just don't understand.

by The great definer April 16, 2005

Jeeves

A name for a computer-man in the search engine "Ask Jeeves". The gayiest search engine on earth.

"Do you use Ask Jeeves?"
"Nah... It's gay."

by W&J July 4, 2003