smilin Jack

A condition that occurs when one is shooting a semi-automatic pistol and runs out of amunition. The slide locks back in the open position. This is especially troubling in the middle of a gun fight because your opponent now knows your weapon is empty.

Paul was in trouble, he was surrounded and his piece was in smilin Jack, he might as well been holding his dick in his hand.

by Jackel in Brawley April 13, 2007

Emily And Jack

Are so cute and are the perfect couple

Stephanie: I wish I had a relationship like Emily And Jack
Caitlin: me too, I'm so jealous

by Miss-cutiepie April 22, 2013

Jack wagon

n. Slang term derived from the Freight or Chow wagons used in the late 19th century. These were often the last wagons in a wagon train, making them the least favorable to drive due to the dust, waste, and debris from the front of the train.

When used as in insult it refers to one's lack of intelligence, implying the insultee is capable of no more than operating a Chow wagon.

You're doing it wrong, you Jack wagon!

by MayallsObject32 October 14, 2010

jack thompson

The opposite of the 1st ammendment

Jack Thompson says video games made me kill my parents. He is right, why am I to blame?

by matisyahumcd January 15, 2008

Jack Chick

Sort of like Jerry Falwell, but Jack Chick writes comics. Common themes include Catholics, Muslims, and anyone who isn't Jack Chick going to hell. God is a reoccuring character in his comics, depicted as a giant guy with no face who sends people to hell nonstop.

Jack Chick Is anti-catholic, halloween, rock 'n roll, D and D, Muslim, Jew, evolution, and apparently satan. Canada is anti-Jack Chick.

Jack Chick's form of Christianity consists of not going to church, not doing good works, telling people they're going to hell, and believing in Jesus really, really hard.

Ben: Hey, you wanna go worship satan in Canada while listening to Rock 'n Roll on Halloween while playing D and D and practicing the Jewish faith?

Nick: Nah, Jack Chick said not to do that.

by Nick Dietrich January 1, 2009

joke-jacking

When you, the 'joker', privately make a hilarious joke at school, work, or in a group of friends and the 'jokee' then passes it on to others, or merely says it louder than you, thus giving the impression that they were the original creator of the joke.

*(Dude 1 whispers hilarious joke..)

Dude 2: HAHAHAHA Hey everyone!
I've got a hilarious joke!!

Dude 1: Hey wat gives?? Why u joke-jacking??

by The4RealDeal March 14, 2009

jack johnston

when the shousy liquid comes out of your nose and goes back into the shoe

when the boys do a shoey he did a jack Johnston

by dhytdjkhyilrszhgouESHO July 1, 2019