cross-jelqing

When you jelq so many times your penis forms a cross shape, inwhich you can pledge your allegiance to The Lord, Jelq-Jesus

"Oh you see that guy, Dave?"
"Yeah"
"I'm pretty sure that he was cross-jelqing last night"

by bananaxqc2.0 June 24, 2025

Christian from Holy Cross

The sweetest darkie out here. That man does just look innocent and childish but he on a different level yes.

"WDMC! Look Christian from Holy Cross, he so suteeeee with the curly hair!"
"Ent?? Best I go before I faint. I want a man like dat!!!"😍

by thegirlwiththefacts May 16, 2021

holy cross man

The only man you need

Aye, look at that holy cross man, hilview men nothing

by 868._.boss October 27, 2021

cross-living

the act of living the life of the opposite sex; impersonation as the opposite sex.

I hate your constant cross-living.

by uttam maharjan November 3, 2010

cross dresser

Someone who dresses in tacky clothing adorned by multiple crucifixes in an attempt to look like Madonna Ciccone in her 1980's music video "Like a Virgin".

A cross dresser is not to be confused with someone who merely uses the wrong dressing on a salad, such as pouring 1000 Islands onto a Caesar salad.

by bitchuck June 13, 2025

cross of danger

the alien name of someone likely named Michael

Michael’s an alien he goes by cross of danger

by ipodsthot October 19, 2023

Cross Cancelling

when you accidently cross your balls in a knot and they fall off.

Hear about Jason's cross cancelling?

by Polyhedra October 20, 2022