DeWitt’s Law

"The strange cousin to Godwin’s Law ... that equal marriage rights can rarely be discussed by conservatives without a double entendre eventually being deployed typically related to something being shoved down someone’s throat"
- David DeWitt (Twitter @TheRevDeWitt)

Commenter 1: ... and that's why we need equal rights protection under the law.
Commenter 2: DeWitt’s Law in three, two, one...
Commenter 3: You damn Democrats, stop wanting to shove your gays down my children's throats!
Commenter 2: Ding!

by Pennarin October 3, 2014

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Eddinburg’s law

A law stating that physical pain accumulates. So if somebody hits you lightly multiple times, you can take the sum total of the entire amount of force they applied to you, and apply it back on them in one punch. So basically if someone hits you with 10 pounds of force 10 times, you can hit them with 100 pounds of force once.

Andre: “dude! Why’d you hit me so hard?! I was barely tapping you.”
Cole: “bro, it’s Eddinburg’s law. Pain accumulates so I thought I’d let it stack up and biff ya real good.”

by Pantysniffa5 January 20, 2021

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IPRED Law

IPRED is a stupid law which arrived the first April in Sweden, the law allows the Swedish government look through your mail, your internet history and various stuff. The law is mostly used to catch bitTorrent-uploaders and pedophiles. The law is mostly nothing to worry about.

Jorgen: I'm afraid I will get caught if I upload this new movie to ThePirateBay.

Greta: No worries, the IPRED Law isn't much to worry about.

by ipren-mannen November 23, 2010

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Reed's Law

Reed's law states that "the person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer."

The Missionary position is a perfect example of Reed's Law, as the position is named after Chester Missionary, an 18th century sex pest, rather than the caveman who invented it 1 million years prior.

by Supercilious Prick December 28, 2021

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