Jizzer bottle

When you poke a hole in the cap of a water bottle to make it resemble an ejaculating penis.

"Bro. Why you all wet?"
"Some brah jizzed on me with his jizzer bottle.

by hellatightpussy September 02, 2011

bottled

Most of the time in football when the opposing team injure another player for no reason

Or
When somome else injures another person unprovoked

Person a : Did you see that match between italy and england?

Person b: Yeah Giorgio Chiellini Absolutely bottled saka

Person b: init it was so uncalled for and he didnt even get a card

by Swagfor3ver December 18, 2022

bottled

In football, to 'bottle' or to have 'bottled' something is to throw away a lead or a good chance of winning when you've been on the front foot. More specifically, it is when a team in a leading position loses that lead spectacularly, directly impacting the outcome of the match or competition

‘psg have bottled the ucl once again!’
‘man city are bottlers, they’ll never win it’

by rpsgjjjjjjj May 08, 2022

Bottled

To make or have had someone fitted with Genies Inc merch

Check Instagram dude. 50 Cent and Jared Goff got bottled today with hats and jackets.

by Genies December 19, 2018

Fizzy Cola Bottle

Someone takes a mouthful of sherbet and popping candy and proceeds to lick their partners butthole.

Sheila gave me a fizzy cola bottle last night. Sent shivers right through me.

by Scott&LiamVsEvil February 09, 2020

Bosnian Bottle Change

When you are getting a handy and as you're about to cum she grabs a strap on and enters you unexpectedly

I was with my girl the other night and she surprised me with the ol Bosnian Bottle Change

by Hurricane Sandy September 26, 2022

bottle willy

A cock that looks like a fucking coke bottle

(Bottle willy)

Colin has a cock shaped of a bottle

by Don't worry about February 23, 2016