Any one who sits right behind you when you're driving the limit but they think they make the road rules.
by fabiensquiggle September 08, 2014
That bag of chips we got from the kebab shop last night was like blue pizza
Or
That thing looks like blue pizza
Or
That thing looks like blue pizza
by InTheKnow.07 March 07, 2021
1.When you're shit out of luck, at your literal lowest point, when it seems like the whole world is against you and nothing can get any worse.
2. A really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. When you've been utterly, totally cunted by someone or some life event.
2. A really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. When you've been utterly, totally cunted by someone or some life event.
a, Larry: "Hey what's the matter?"
John: "My wife left me, I lost my job and now ma damn dog's run away."
Larry: "Man you got the shitcunt blues."
b, I just missed my train to work. Now my boss is gonna dock my pay and I won't be able to afford to go to that titty bar this weekend. Jeez I got the shitcunt blues so baaaad.
c, I just found out my girlfriend's been banging my dad for the last six months. Now I got the shitcunt blues so bad I'm gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.
John: "My wife left me, I lost my job and now ma damn dog's run away."
Larry: "Man you got the shitcunt blues."
b, I just missed my train to work. Now my boss is gonna dock my pay and I won't be able to afford to go to that titty bar this weekend. Jeez I got the shitcunt blues so baaaad.
c, I just found out my girlfriend's been banging my dad for the last six months. Now I got the shitcunt blues so bad I'm gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.
by munkeylegend December 08, 2013
Person 1: Yeah man I was supposed to get high with Josh, but he quit on me.
Person 2: Man you got Blue Bonged!
Person 2: Man you got Blue Bonged!
by seansucksatguitar May 18, 2018
Her heart gave a thousand beats as she shivered at the thought of having a blue birthday for the first time in her life.
The look in her eyes only showed that a blue birthday awaits her, the glow in her eyes are missing.
Utchay Beatrice looked so sad as a blue birthday approached speedily.
That which she wished for will be hers on her birthday, a blue birthday it surly will be
The look in her eyes only showed that a blue birthday awaits her, the glow in her eyes are missing.
Utchay Beatrice looked so sad as a blue birthday approached speedily.
That which she wished for will be hers on her birthday, a blue birthday it surly will be
by Beatrice London. September 19, 2021
1. Common disease among many, mostly seen in students and employees, which refers to the feeling of not wanting to exist on a Monday morning.
Mainly caused by pulling all-nighters gaming or watching football, and often accompanied by symptoms such as sleeplessness, depression, and the feeling of impending doom.
Mainly caused by pulling all-nighters gaming or watching football, and often accompanied by symptoms such as sleeplessness, depression, and the feeling of impending doom.
Max: So sleepy that i almost overdosed on coffee. Mondays suck.
Lucas: Relatable. Monday Blues man, Monday Blues.
Lucas: Relatable. Monday Blues man, Monday Blues.
by ALAMNAM October 19, 2021
by Blizzvnx July 29, 2021