by chewey March 20, 2006
by mafia mamma December 28, 2004
The term for the excrutiating pimple that grows on your butt. The pimple is usually placed on a part of the ass that is responsible for accomodating pressure. Hence, why people have a hard time sitting down.
Yo I got this ass pimple and I have to sit on one cheek ALL the time!
Yo this ass pimple hurts like a bitch~!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo this ass pimple hurts like a bitch~!!!!!!!!!!!!
by cont May 27, 2008
by C-Pain52 July 30, 2008
When your girlfriend/wife wears both panties and boxers to bed. This is used to indicate that you will not be having sex. This is often related to her being on her period. Other possible explanitions include that she is sick or unhappy with you for some reason.
When I crawled into bed my girlfriend had her ass armor on. I guess that it is that time of the month again - blowjob week!
by Not getting any tonight January 04, 2006
A punishment, usually physical, using crude but enjoyable forms of assault.
Preferably with a nail club
Preferably with a nail club
by Jason Hiestand April 16, 2007
A wad of toilet paper situated between the left and right butt cheek, just covering the anus. Most commonly used as a moisture block/absorbent on a hot summer day but may also be utilized during times of bowel irregularities. Also provides some relief as an odor absorbent. Left in place, the Ass Damn is an effective remedy against such ailments as dysentery, swamp ass and hershey squirts.
Note: the application of the Ass Damn has been directly linked to an increase in Dingle Berry activity.
Note: the application of the Ass Damn has been directly linked to an increase in Dingle Berry activity.
A wad of soft 2 ply toilet paper makes the best Ass Damn. However, this may substitued with napkins, paper towels, hankeys, cotton balls or newspaper in times of stress.
by Bootface July 12, 2006