A derivative coinage of Sod's Law which says that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, with the worst possible outcome and at the end of the day, you spill coffee on yourself.
by Goat_ September 20, 2018
Get the Goat's Lawmug. "The CNN just reported Russia bombed civilians"
Gynters law proves that it didn't happen and it is in fact likely the Ukrainians bombed civilians
Gynters law proves that it didn't happen and it is in fact likely the Ukrainians bombed civilians
by Lampost88 April 21, 2022
Get the Gynters Lawmug. by #annoyed April 24, 2017
Get the Melanie's Lawmug. A person neither trained nor qualified in law who, having had a brief acquaintance with some legal matter or other, professes him or herself an expert on all things legal.
"I didn't realise Adam was a lawyer."
"He isn't. He just got sued. Suddenly he's Justinian."
"Ah, another Law Cadet!. Great!"
"He isn't. He just got sued. Suddenly he's Justinian."
"Ah, another Law Cadet!. Great!"
by Sataneyes February 6, 2022
Get the Law Cadetmug. No matter how intelligent you are, and no matter How stupid, sophmoric, Or inane something is, it WILL Be humorous.
Created to explain the paradox Of why the internet is So funny, when, considering all the stupid its filled with, ought not to be the case. However, in the light of Tim's Law, this paradox ceases to exist.
The law was presumably named after a man by the name of Tim.
Can be expressed in this simple Formula: X = Funny. Where X is something stupid.
Created to explain the paradox Of why the internet is So funny, when, considering all the stupid its filled with, ought not to be the case. However, in the light of Tim's Law, this paradox ceases to exist.
The law was presumably named after a man by the name of Tim.
Can be expressed in this simple Formula: X = Funny. Where X is something stupid.
"Tim's Law states that you cannot say Poo Nuggets without cracking a grin"
"I say my good man, that is the most daft thing I've ever heard. Observe, sir: Poo Nugget--Blast you!"
"I say my good man, that is the most daft thing I've ever heard. Observe, sir: Poo Nugget--Blast you!"
by Stupidisthenewfunny January 18, 2010
Get the Tim's Lawmug. by SkittlesBenya November 30, 2018
Get the Benya’s lawmug. The lawyers implemented and included themselves in cupidity law tactics on specific cases in order to expand and financially enrich their law firm.
by Heeger January 23, 2008
Get the Cupidity Lawmug.