The Great Christmas Penguin

The True Christmas hero. He fights for elven rights, against santa the clause, delivers Christmas presents to all the good boys and girls and gives joy to all.
Mother: Johnny, Have you been a good little boy this year?
Johnny: Yes!
Mother: Well then maybe the Great Christmas Penguin will bring you a new Car.
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The Last Great Console

The other day, I broke out my Phillips CDI (The Last Great Console) game console, and fired up "Hotel Mario", and could not believe what a great system the Phillips CDI was!
by Qbert March 20, 2004
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step-great-grandmother

1. The mother of one's stepgrandparent.
2. The stepmother of one's grandparent.
My step-great-grandmother is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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the last great fighter

The sweetest of all sweet movies that encourages fights against injustice. Used as a compliment toward someone partially skilled in martial arts.
you're the last great fighter. you just got schooled by those ninjas.
by jj2dd May 09, 2007
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Great Wall of Mexico

Donald Trump's attempt to stop illegal Mexicans from crossing the border even though he would still bring illegal immigrants across the border to build his towers for no pay.
Jose: hey yo Juan, did ya see da new door to America over there.

Juan: I thot it was the Great Wall of Mexico by el diablo.

Jose: Nah Pablo, they just made it too high. You tryna climb that shit.
Juan: bet.
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Great Irish Challenge

Similar to the Great American Challenge

Stage One:

Irish Car Bombs

Stage Two:

Finish your Guinness

(With fries)

Stage Three:

Hustle around the block, each swaddling a beer, and whoever comes last has to do a jig, everyone opens the can above their head

(Mashed potatoes)

Stage Four:

Eat bowl of lucky charms with Irish cream
(One big bowl with many spoons)

(Baked potatoes)

Stage Five:

Pass around 4 40s and the bjong to remember what was lost
Say a limerick before you get bjong access (pen and paper on the porch)

Final Stage:

Find pre-hidden item (shamrock or smething) ((make Matt hide it))

(End with latkes)
bob: bro we did the great irish challenge last night!
gus: wow! im allergic to potatoes!
by Fionn69 July 04, 2022
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The Third Great War

The Third Great war is the war that happened in area 51 after 1.000.000 chads Naruto ran into the base, sadly there were no survivors, after this event, many more chads raised from there underground chad kingdoms and attacked the US Army. After this, the great war started were more than 100.000.000 million gamers furries and e girls died.
The slogan used by the chads in this war was " We die once and we shall naruto run forever in heaven"
Sadly they all went to hell
We will never forget the third great war, those naruto runners will run forever in heaven
by AnAlienNamedChad July 23, 2019
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