History report

gay and annoying inconvienance. the source of evil.

i have a history report to finish before tomorrow! fuck!

by EmilyWaddell December 15, 2008

Canada's History

A Sex act involving maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, antlers, and the entire cast of Little People Big World.

Also known as a Canadian History Lesson

"Steven's sister from Yale thought she had what it takes, until she sat down to receive an oral exam in Canada's History"

by MCRON February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Taking the most vile sexual act you've ever committed and using the term "Canada's History" to refer to it among close friends.

Remember when that girl aspirated on my shit when I pulled a, ahem, "Canada's History" on her, and left her in a ditch afterward?

by colbertfan91918 February 4, 2010

whig history

A biased interpretation of history justifying a particular point of view.

The defendant’s Whig history of what happened was a blatant attempt to justify their actions.

by Robert Mansour April 20, 2023

history wizard

A stupid Jew, who says stupid things on TikTok

Guy one: did you hear that the history wizards wife has a boyfriend
Guy two: just another history wizard classic⚡️⚡️

by Taintphister March 28, 2024

Stud history month

Stud and butch lesbians play vital roles in the LGBTQ community by challenging gender norms, advocating for visibility and acceptance, and offering diverse representations that promote inclusivity and empowerment for all.

Today is stud history month i hope it’s a good month for them

by Delilahmari March 14, 2024

Canada's History

A sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup,the Stanley Cup and a very willing asshole

- The Colbert Show, 2010

My girlfriend wanted to know Canada's History...and now she cries when she hears the Canadian National Anthem

by Steven C Colbert February 4, 2010