A depraved sexual act that involves the fat end of the hockey stick, an adoloesent moose antler, 13 ounces of maple syrup, and a black and white photo of Jim Carrey as the cable guy... It was crafted for centuries and stolen from the minds of ancient african warlords.
User beware: Canada's History has resulted in 3 deaths, 96 broken bones, and 3 lost dogs since it's introdution to North American in the early 20th century.
by crl0322 February 8, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. uhhhh .... Glen Beck is a "retard" pronounced the way they did it in THe Hangover
idk .... COLBERT REPORT!
idk .... COLBERT REPORT!
Canada's History "Stephen Colbert"
by ZK1987 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act involving two men coating their hard cocks in maple syrup and sucking each other off followed by one of the men being bent over the Stanley Cup and sodomized by a pair of antlers.
by RedPanda0112358 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. the act of taking the Stanley cup, half of a rack of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and a syringe full of urine and placing them into a woman's vagina/anus.
"i gave Megan a canada's history last night, it was RIDICULOUS!"
"shit man a canada's history?! where'd you get the Stanley cup from?!?"
"shit man a canada's history?! where'd you get the Stanley cup from?!?"
by richard swet February 11, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. Canada's History can refer to a strenuous sexual act but may also be used in place of the phrase "cum guzzling anal slut."
by SClvr February 7, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Clear my browser history means, as it sounds the act of clearing ones browser history usually with the motive of not wanting anyone to see what was on your computer e.x. porn.
Mom: honey can i use your computer
U: sure one second
U: (thinks to self) gotta clear my browser history nobody but me can see that Texas style gang-bang porno.
U: sure one second
U: (thinks to self) gotta clear my browser history nobody but me can see that Texas style gang-bang porno.
by HentaiMaster9001 July 14, 2016
Get the clear my browser historymug. by Lawncare February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.