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The Vulcan Hello

A polite euphemism for anal sex amongst some Star Trek fans.
Stacey wasn't too happy when I tried to give her The Vulcan Hello.
by CalSouth September 19, 2017
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Say hello to Adolf for me

A more polite/less vulgar way of telling someone to "go to hell" even though the overwelmingly strong sentiment to cuss them out completely is still there.

Comes from the fact that if there is actually a hell, then Adolf Hitler is most certainly there burning to a crisp.
Brad: "Well, ma'am, since this toaster you sold me was a total lemon, I'd like my money back."

Customer Rep: (Sarcastically) "Well, if you wouldn't have misused it, you wouldn't be here right now begging for your money back!"

Brad: "Bitch, I don't know who pissed in your cornflakes this morning, but as far as I'm concerned, you can go say hello to Adolf for me. Just give me my fuckin' money!"
by dookeyboy March 4, 2011
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New York Hello

A New York Hello is when you get introduced to the city in an unfortunate way, or just when something untoward happens in general. Instead of saying "Well that's a fine how do you do" (Laurel and Hardy style) you would say, "Well that's a fine New York Hello".
Having a plant from a fire escape fall and bop you on the head,
or by having a taxi drive by and splash water all over you,
or by having someone spit on you.
That's a fine New York Hello
by iconomy January 12, 2006
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Ass Hello

Greeting someone ass first by pressing the fleshy area of the buttocks against the greetee's body. Used as an alternative to the more common handshake.
I was so excited to see Michael I gave him a big ass hello
by goochmaster December 24, 2003
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says hello to his little friend

Saying hello to his little friend another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and does the five-knuckle-shuffle.
Everytime I visit France, I say hello to my little friend.
by T. J. May 23, 2003
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hawaiian hello

Getting your shit stolen by a local, usually on Oahu. Kit-kat bars on the front seat usually draw the most attention.
Hey officer, dude just broke into my car... All he took was my candy bar.

Ahh, he just givin' de hawaiian hello.
by Haolehammah May 13, 2018
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Toe-Hello

When a persons shoes are so old their big toe is showing and coming out enough to say hello to the world
Ruthee: These shoes are old

Esther: I can tell,they are giving me a Toe-Hello
by crazylady01364 March 28, 2009
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