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Xi Jinping has a small penis

What makes you think Piers Morgan doesn't have a small penis? His wife isn't "Taking a break" to NOT fuck a fat-cock.
Hym "Xi Jinping has a small penis. See? I'm not a plant. Not a Russian agent. Not a Chinese spy. If it looks as thoigh I am you have to remember I suggested bouncing my IP around to aviod detection. Some of these YouTube motherfuckers are paid plants though. Somebody needs to make an app like Newsbreak except for YouTube shills."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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Boat has left the port

A situation or circumstance which has already passed the point of no return; A turning point where decisions can no longer be made; Waiting too long and missing your chance at various opportunities
"She has a new boyfriend its too late man, that boat has left the port"; "Deadlines passed, the boat has left the port there's no way my application will be accepted now"
by TheJuliusPepperwood February 26, 2025
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by Ghosting8O October 10, 2018
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Has-Bro

A Bro who has been your Bro but is no longer your bro
We used to be Bros but now after growing apart they are just a has-bro to me
by Joe Mangle January 7, 2023
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Funny Funny ha ha

Adjective: Incredibly amusing, something so funny it makes one laugh.
"Hey"
"Hi"
"Watch this video i found"
"Omg that is so funny funny ha ha"
"IKR"
by The funny funny ha ha man September 6, 2023
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