The Great Christmas Penguin

The True Christmas hero. He fights for elven rights, against santa the clause, delivers Christmas presents to all the good boys and girls and gives joy to all.

Mother: Johnny, Have you been a good little boy this year?
Johnny: Yes!
Mother: Well then maybe the Great Christmas Penguin will bring you a new Car.

by The Great Christmas Penguin August 26, 2005

The Last Great Console

Phillips CDI.

The other day, I broke out my Phillips CDI (The Last Great Console) game console, and fired up "Hotel Mario", and could not believe what a great system the Phillips CDI was!

by Qbert March 19, 2004

The great mighty poo

I AM THE GREAT MIGHTY POO AND IM GOINg TO tHROW MY SHIt AT YOU

“ur mom” your a little shit also you made the great mighty poo in my toilet last night.

by 💉🐁🩸ratblood February 28, 2022

omelets made great

An alternative to "oh my god" (or OMG). Often used in forum posts, note the deliberate (or not) misspelling of 'omelet'. Sighted most recently on Woot.com's forum posts.

Omelets made great! I love your new t-shirt!

by Chu422 September 26, 2010

step-great-grandmother

1. The mother of one's stepgrandparent.
2. The stepmother of one's grandparent.

My step-great-grandmother is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Great State Race

This is a game played amongst members of the drum corps. They tour the U.S. and during so play this game. In this race each section chooses one of its members to represent them. This representative must then try to get laid as much as possible while on this tour. Whichever representative has gotten laid the most, and in the most states, by the end of the tour is the winner.

Bro last year I was the Great State Race champion!

by Deep-Toot June 26, 2010

Great Wall of Mexico

Donald Trump's attempt to stop illegal Mexicans from crossing the border even though he would still bring illegal immigrants across the border to build his towers for no pay.

Jose: hey yo Juan, did ya see da new door to America over there.

Juan: I thot it was the Great Wall of Mexico by el diablo.

Jose: Nah Pablo, they just made it too high. You tryna climb that shit.
Juan: bet.

by BestFortnitePlayerInTheWorld June 1, 2018