Tuan on Ahn Goon

When a vietnamese boy named Tuan goons on a vietnamese girl named Ahn.
Last night i saw vietnamese do a Tuan on Ahn Goon!

Definition: He opened a drawer and put his dick inside -> then smashed the drawer against his penis while he watched a vietnamese girl.
by Dudldamm February 02, 2025
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goon piss

when you have to take a piss really bad so it comes out fast as lightning.
“I gotta take a goon piss.”
by GoonPisser April 26, 2024
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giggly goon clown

a mysterious creature who sneaks into the rooms of unsuspecting gamers and tapes pornographic posters all over their walls and sets every computer’s screensaver to hentai.
oh man, I can’t believe I got visited by the giggly goon clown
by cockbounce November 13, 2023
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Fire Goon

Fire fighter, typically a volunteer that shows off and doesn’t know how to do anything of value.
Mike: Did you see that Fire Goon run up to that car fire with no helmet on, makes us all look bad.

Dan: What a faggot
by Foxtail ranger November 25, 2021
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goon revere

to make quick and effective haste,

similar to "book it" differing in only criticality of the manner
On April 18th, 1775, Paul Revere had to "goon revere" in order to warn patriot leaders in Lexington of the British.

i saw the slave patrol coming for me n i gooned revere right outta there

the boys n me had to goon revere when we seen the constable comin round that there corner
by johnRevere1 June 27, 2022
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goon teddy

teddy that you dont wash and goon on
(piglet from winnie the pooh is my fav)
"Yuhhh my goon teddy hasn't been washed in 8 years.. I need to keep its pheremones..😈😈😈😋😋"
"😝😝"
by Gooner1974 December 24, 2024
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Goon eyes

The look of your eyes when intoxicated off cheap cask wine (goon) is often glazed, bloodshot, and slightly unfocused, with a dullness that suggests a lack of clarity or sharpness. Your pupils may be dilated, and there’s an unmistakable heaviness to the lids, as though they’re struggling to stay open. It’s the kind of gaze that flickers between dazed amusement and confusion, as the alcohol dulls your senses, leaving your expression slack and your movements slow.
by The scientists comrade April 06, 2025
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