A malicious, mischievous, greedy female who is small and grotesque in manners, yet sexy as fuck. Usually with fake hair, nails, and eyelashes and make-up that look almost cartoonish. Similar to a fuck gremlin. Taking her home will be the best sex you have ever had at the cost of your dishes, and anything else breakable or stealable.
by the coyote kid May 18, 2020
A decrepit creature that dwells in its home environment, surviving off pigeon meat and peanut butter. Refuses to go to the office due to their addiction to triggering mouse traps on their genitals
by hiknouse420 February 09, 2023
by shrekisgay April 12, 2022
by SeoLimpson June 19, 2022
when a male is receiving a blowjob he may use snot a lube. As the snot is green the knob amazingly looks like a goblin.
by Mateplz November 22, 2016
Goblin Mode is done during sex, when you are having intercourse, you thrust faster while making cackling noises (laughing like a witch), then when your close to finishing, you pull out then jump and run around like a goblin while jizzing everywhere (while cackling like a witch).
by RumpleShnopskins October 09, 2023
by BowlPlane January 18, 2023