alaskan reading glasses

when you put you testicles in someones bottom eyelid (one per eye)

those alaskan reading glasses made his eyelids streched out

by n genn February 13, 2010

glass dick

Well, I think you all know by now, it's a

CRACK PIPE !!!

OK, glass dick... the pronunciation is important here...

Bray like a donkey...

GLA.A.A.A.A.S DICK !!!!

GLAAAAAAAAAS DICK !!!!!!

(Shows what losers crackheads are, see ??)

by Johnny Chingas June 22, 2009

Glassball

Same as ping pong but with no ping pong table or bat or net. Substituted for these are regular tables, ash trays and Stella bottles. It is a Brave and Noble Game.

Glassball is better than ping pong.

by Warwick University February 2, 2005

Glassception

Deceiving somebody using a drinking glass.

Guy 1: "knock knock"
Guy 2: "Who's there"
*smashes glass in face*

Guy 2: "dude, you totally glassceived me!"
Glassception

by kamehamehaaaaaaaa February 13, 2012

Glass hoe

When girls trying to be sexy through windows but just look like caged monkeys.

Guy1: wow look at that girl through that window
Guy2: oh she a glass hoe

by Infinitelyyourshoe July 29, 2014

Glass coffin

When you drop your guts in the shower and the moisture makes the situation exponentially worse, essentially trapping both you and your stench in the shower

“Oh my fucking god, that was terrible” - Greer
“What have you done?” - Ben

“I was having a shave in the shower and blew off, the smell was unbearable” - Greer

“Oh no; nothing worse than the ‘ole glass coffin” - Ben

by Thiccbenji420 September 9, 2019

Hour-Glass'd

Hour-Glass'd or Hour-Glass'ing is the act of forgetting what in the world you were trying to remember. Typically used in place of "Brain Fart" to match a professional or more tame atmosphere.

I was trying to remember that chick I met friday night but totally Hour-Glass'd on her name. -or-
I was in a meeting with Jim CEO and I completely Hour-Glass'd on a portion of my presentation. When I explained that I was Hour Glass'ing rather than having a Brain Fart, the entire executive team seemed to appreciate my tame explanation

by mumfleet August 17, 2008