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Speed Goat

Slang name for the North American Pronghorn (Antilocapra americana). So named due to it's close resemblance to a goat and it's incredible speed.

While it's difficult to measure their speed, most sources state upwards of 70 Km/h, and they're known to be the second fastest land animal, second only to the cheetah, but able to sustain higher speeds for longer distances than the cheetah.
Oh, Crap! We're going to hit that speed goat. Duck! Why do they hang out near the highway?

I've given up hunting speed goats because they taste like a cross between a Slim Jim and sagebrush.
by Sigmo January 2, 2011
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ginger mountain goat

A ginger, but with the appearance of a mountain goat. Typically has side burns and does occasional hand flips which represents the awkward hooves of a mountain goat.
by WHATDIDIDO Smith November 11, 2011
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Unicorn Bird Goat

It's unicorn a bird and a goat
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It's like a goat but magical with wings and a horn
It's really amazing honestly
person a: "What was that?"
person b: "It was a Unicorn Bird Goat!"
by BingBong13 January 10, 2021
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The Hungry Goat

A sex move where you remove pubic hair by biting it off with your teeth. This can be done by any sex to any sex.
John: I want to try something new with my girlfriend, I feel like she might be getting bored.
George: Have you tried The Hungry Goat on her?
by Cheese34 September 13, 2016
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Scape Goat

Person or Persons to lay blame upon when something goes wrong
Daniel: uh oh, I have just deleted a database off the server
Gareth: Quick we need a scape goat!
Daniel: I know lets blame Lee and say he did it.
by DanTMan December 8, 2009
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Lumpy Goat

The act of bringing a diseased goat into the bedroom and engaging in a threesome with said goat and your partner.
Bro 1:Yo, I pulled a lumpy goat on my girlfriend and she went along with it!

Bro 2: Wow , you're lucky. My girlfriend dumped me when I tried it.
by BirdIsTheWord23 December 31, 2012
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