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cream eye from the one eye

Having one's eye welded shut by a hot stream of man chowder.
Fuck the facial, lets give her a cream eye from the one eye.
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Gift From Grandma

A handjob. Referred to as a "Gift From Grandma", because traditionally on holidays the gift from Grandma was the worst one given. Hence the analogy of receiving a gift you didn't really want.
Guy One: So how'd it go with Cheryl last night?
Guy Two: Eh, not so good. I just ended up with a gift from Grandma.
Guy One: Bummer, dude.
by B-Jammin July 17, 2006
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Grunt (From Halo)

The minor Race of the Covenant in Halo 1 and 2. They carry Plasma Pistols, Needlers, and Fuel Rod Guns on the last level of Halo 1. They often Make very funny comments. "DEAD DEVIL" can be heard alot. A couple of shots from a battle rifle or one hit ofthe gun will kill them.
Those grunts tryed to flank us but we stuck a plasma grenade on them!
by Vinatieri 4 NE February 17, 2005
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hanging from my nuts

1.A term used to describe somone who is copying the style of another and or "perpetrating der flavor".
2.A term used to describe someone who is always trying to get somthing from you, it is describing how they always seem to be "hanging from my ball/nut sack".
1.John:Dude if you was hanging from my nuts any harder you would be a second ball sack.

2.John: Man I'm tired of this fucker always coming around, he is fucking hanging from my nuts is what he is doing.
by Funk Master Steven January 14, 2006
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The Lads from Leeds

A tasteless, uncouth, loutish, mindless, randy, blokish, semi-literate bunch of Northern stag-doers in Eastern Europe.

Famed for ‘group ogling’ anything with female sex organs, loudly vocalising their lewd inner-thoughts across town squares and vomiting off The Charles Bridge in Prague.

Contains 6-12 male ‘adults’ between the ages of 16-42, usually including: Fat Stu (always throws pizza up all over himself, whilst talking drunken non-sense); Ash (confident, could talk his way out of a paper bag. Always guaranteed to get at least a blowy by the end of the night); Ant (has had a number of unsuccessful trials with non-league clubs. Now 24 years-old with dodgy knees - so it’s never going to happen - although you keep telling him it will); Ryan (absolute base pervert, will ‘do’ anything, always getting his c*ck out at inappropriate moments); Big Tone (broad accent, can’t understand a word he’s on about, drinks a lot of Guinness. Aged 42, twice divorced and looks weird being in a group of early twenty year olds and you don’t ask him what he ‘actually does’ when he keeps going to Thailand 6 times a year. Thinks he doesn’t look old, but does).
"The Lads from Leeds". Most 'Brits Abroad'. Anyone who has ever been to Tenegrief.
by Quelmo Rodriquez June 19, 2010
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I'll take it from here

Literally means 'I'll assume responsibility and control of this situation from this point forward.'

It's usually used in a condescending manner, with sarcasm optional. So, in reality, it means, 'You've screwed up enough/underperformed the task, so I'll assume control and responsibility so it won't become FUBAR.'
New guy at job - "Hey, I transfered the account to Mrs. Jennings like you told me to!"

Boss - "WHAT?! I told you to transfer the funds to Mr. Jennings?! I'll take it from here."
by jajais4u March 30, 2011
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Toe up from the floor up

My teacher looked toe up from the floor up!
by Lil boop August 28, 2006
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