food tunnel

Describes oneself or another person as a means of indiscriminate food passage, and usually for large amounts of it. Not complimentary.

Judith, you're a food tunnel. I've cooked all day and you come in here stinking of McDonald's.

by ideefixe January 5, 2013

Regret food

When you eat a food knowing that there will be serious consequences in the bathroom

SHELLFISH GIVE ME THE SHITS BUT IM GOING BALLS DEEP.
No the regret food will be too much

by HeavyDynamite December 25, 2022

Whoke foods

When what you're shopping for isn't nearly as important as where you're shopping for it.

"Are those locally sourced vegetables? "
"Of course... I always shop WHOKE FOODS"

by Treblatsirc December 18, 2019

food hog

By way of example: If there are eight slides of pizza for four people (each person getting two slices of pizza in a fair world), a food hog would be the person that ends up eating more than his or her fair share of food. In this case, this would be more than two slices of pizza, eaten with intent and greed, but as important, without the consent of others sharing in.

"Rick two an extra slice of pizza. Someone is going to end up with one less slice of pizza. Rick is such a food hog.

by Gator_Chicago November 26, 2017

Food buzz

When you've had a big-ass meal and you feel like the little sleepy satisfied piggy you are.

These tacos were so good I feel like I have a food buzz.

by NickOff September 12, 2020

elevator food

Piss and shit on the floor; bonus points if it includes vomit.

Dienda Dude, get a whiff of that elevator food.
Botha Shut the fuck up.

by ekzilo December 9, 2019

NASA food

Highly processed and coloured food which will not even make you feel satisfied. Kept in airtight packets and you only need to add water to eat it. Designed just to make you full. There is no flavour, weird shapes and taste like air.
P.S. the containers looked like laboratory apparatus.

Why is the cheese so bland? Is this NASA food?

by A dying goat November 25, 2017