by alkfjalskfjALKsfj April 01, 2009
Definition:
A 'Computer Faggot', also known as a 'Computer Loser', or a 'Computer Douche' could be referred as one of the following.
1.) One who consistently acts/thinks they are tech savvy, when it is clearly evident they are not.
2.) One who spends most of their time on the computer, yet are computer illiterate.
3.) One who plays computer games all day long, all while disregarding Life, Girls, the Sun, and Human Contact.
A 'Computer Faggot', also known as a 'Computer Loser', or a 'Computer Douche' could be referred as one of the following.
1.) One who consistently acts/thinks they are tech savvy, when it is clearly evident they are not.
2.) One who spends most of their time on the computer, yet are computer illiterate.
3.) One who plays computer games all day long, all while disregarding Life, Girls, the Sun, and Human Contact.
Examples:
1.) Computer Faggot: Note that from now on Crunch-Bang Linux wont be based off Ubuntu anymore, but now they're switching their sources to Debian Linux. So now its a Debian based distro, and not a Ubuntu based distro.
Hacker/Geek: Ubuntu is Debian based you 'Computer Faggot'. O.o
2.) Computer Faggot2: How do you make the window big again?
Hacker/Geek: >_> figure it out yourself you stupid 'Computer Faggot'.
3.) Hacker/Geek: hey, dude, what are you doing?
Computer Faggot3: Nothing just playing WoW.
Hacker/Geek: How long have you been playing?
Computer Faggot3: Since 7 am.
Hacker/Geek: its 2 am, you 'Computer Faggot'.
1.) Computer Faggot: Note that from now on Crunch-Bang Linux wont be based off Ubuntu anymore, but now they're switching their sources to Debian Linux. So now its a Debian based distro, and not a Ubuntu based distro.
Hacker/Geek: Ubuntu is Debian based you 'Computer Faggot'. O.o
2.) Computer Faggot2: How do you make the window big again?
Hacker/Geek: >_> figure it out yourself you stupid 'Computer Faggot'.
3.) Hacker/Geek: hey, dude, what are you doing?
Computer Faggot3: Nothing just playing WoW.
Hacker/Geek: How long have you been playing?
Computer Faggot3: Since 7 am.
Hacker/Geek: its 2 am, you 'Computer Faggot'.
by W4rr10rAnon138 May 17, 2011
by Teambeam December 01, 2022
A person who loves coal so much they are willing to take it in the ass for the benefit of the black combustible sedimentary rock. These types of people commonly have stickers on their vehicles that say "Friends of Coal" and unknowingly vote against their own interest due to their ridiculously low educational attainment. Coal Faggots often participate in ass slapping or oil rigging with a trumphumper and falsely believe they are a skilled worker.
Caution should be taken around these people as they often carry firearms to compensate for abnormally small appendages and are very close-minded, refute science, have little understanding of basic math, and simple economics and statistics confuse them. They also generally believe that slavery was acceptable as they themselves are wage slaves, and they do everything they can to support removing regulations because they are simple-minded and lack the understand and reasoning behind the creation of the laws in the first place all while unknowingly supporting the degradation of planet earth.
Caution should be taken around these people as they often carry firearms to compensate for abnormally small appendages and are very close-minded, refute science, have little understanding of basic math, and simple economics and statistics confuse them. They also generally believe that slavery was acceptable as they themselves are wage slaves, and they do everything they can to support removing regulations because they are simple-minded and lack the understand and reasoning behind the creation of the laws in the first place all while unknowingly supporting the degradation of planet earth.
There sure are a lot of Coal Faggots in Wyoming. How can you tell? The number of confederate flags, Trump supporters, and friends of coal stickers on vehicles.
by ScienceisrealBLM June 09, 2020
by City goiter September 22, 2017
by your mum gay lol November 01, 2017
1. carly: “ashley and lexi are such faggot magnets!”
jennifer: “what do you mean?”
carly: “they’re always together! we all know those sleepovers aren’t just friendly!”
1. kevin: “do you think brandon and matt are secretly together?
liam: “yeah they’re total faggot magnets.”
kevin: “what do you mean?”
liam: “they’re always ‘hanging out,’ and neither of them ever talk about dating. something is definitely going on between them, if you know what i mean”
2. more than one faggot magnet
jennifer: “what do you mean?”
carly: “they’re always together! we all know those sleepovers aren’t just friendly!”
1. kevin: “do you think brandon and matt are secretly together?
liam: “yeah they’re total faggot magnets.”
kevin: “what do you mean?”
liam: “they’re always ‘hanging out,’ and neither of them ever talk about dating. something is definitely going on between them, if you know what i mean”
2. more than one faggot magnet
by bandaidbrandbitch October 22, 2018