When a man in question is going through his "menstrual cycle" and is acting like a bitch, in stead of offering him a tampon you can take it one step further and attempt to help him wash out his crap rather than staunching the flow.
"Omg my boyfriend is going through his period I swear!"
"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".
"Ye maybe you should offer him a cock douche to clear it all out".
by QT23 March 14, 2011
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by The Dartmouth Kid August 17, 2011
Get the douche baggins mug.Douche bags are smug, smarmy assholes, who are too pussy to physically be assholes.
Douche bags may pretend to be oblivious to their surroundings, and will respond with a shit eating grin and a phony apology if their wrongdoings are exposed.
Douche bags may pretend to be oblivious to their surroundings, and will respond with a shit eating grin and a phony apology if their wrongdoings are exposed.
"I don't like assholes, but douche bags are the worst."
"Jared may seem like a 'nice guy', but we all know that he is a douche bag."
Cool people = assertive individuals
Assholes = aggressive individuals
Douche bags = passive-aggressive individuals
"Jared may seem like a 'nice guy', but we all know that he is a douche bag."
Cool people = assertive individuals
Assholes = aggressive individuals
Douche bags = passive-aggressive individuals
by capnbarfy October 13, 2011
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An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self-worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of peers
"Did you see Shawn hitting on my girlfriend today like he thought he was the shit? What a douche bag."
by shawnrocks September 9, 2009
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