Douche Cake

One that is such a douche that if you put cake mix, eggs and batter, and mixed them together. Added a little douche, put it in the oven for 35 minutes. that person would come out of the oven.

Your such a douche cake

by Sean Wynne February 28, 2005

douche bag

this species of male can usually be found wearing jeans and sandles in winter. you can usually spot them by there coats, which can consist of a pink shirt or a t-shirt with a witty saying on it. some unusually colorful douche bags have their collars popped up high to attract the attention of unintelligent females. can also be found playin a garth brooks album followed by 50 cent "up in the club"

only girls wear pink you douche bag.

look at these douche bags.

by scintifek9 December 28, 2005

Douche Monkey

Anything you want it to mean there is no real definition but most of the time it is an insult

Man your a Douche Monkey

by Plead for Insanity June 12, 2004

Douche-bag-no-lights

Someone who feels the urge to drive around between the hours of dusk and dawn (or in the rain) with their headlights off

Man: "Man it's fucking raining again"
Other man: "yeah, and the guy behind me is a douche-bag-no-lights, I can barely see him"

by CPap April 6, 2007

Douche Shnozell

A word to describe the dumb ass actions of a dumb ass person
who repeatedly acts like a douche !!

"That bitch at work was acting like such a fucking douche shnozell."

by Kim & Jonnell April 8, 2008

Douche Baggie

One who is very small in physical stature but makes up for it by being an extreme douchebag

Guy #1: " So I walked up to this midget-"
Guy #2: " Excuse me... They prefer to be called Little People"
Guy #1: " Why the fuck does it matter? Well anyway... I walked up to this 'Little Person' and patted him on the head and called him A Nice Little Fart-Breather. That little shit stain reached up and punched me in the gonads!"
Guy #2: " What a fuckin Douche Baggie!!!"

by studmuffin5445 December 21, 2008

douche bag

Kanye West

Bob: Gee Jimmy, you sure are acting like a...

Kanye West: now imma let you finish, but beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!!!!!!1!!

Bob: What a douche bag...

by Sethyboy0 October 3, 2009