Donuts with benefits

Holding a friends hair back so they can eat a donut

Be my donuts with benefits? I'm really hungry for one.

by CampbellFrank March 16, 2023

Donut Warrior

A derogatory term for a police officer and their adoration of donuts.

“Don’t speed, Andrew! Donut Warriors like to hide on this stretch of highway!”

by anonymous May 18, 2024

Donut Scrotum

-Noun
A word to describe someone who is acting in a fucking idiotic manner.

"Get off that roof, you fucking donut scrotum."

by aleks henrold January 25, 2017

Glazing the donut

Pack the pipe

Hey man, let's be glazing the donut!

Means pack the pipe

by Camdude69! May 2, 2023

puffing the donut

When you give a cop a blow job after he ate a dozen donuts

She was exhausted after puffing the donut.

by XxvampxX January 11, 2018

Donut Peg

1) An erect penis that can penetrate the anus deep enough to extract multiple sections of fecal matter, one on top of the other with evenly spaced rings of feces surrounding the circumference of the shaft.

2) A wooden dowel with multiple donuts on it

"After powering down this burrito and Thai food with a Dirty Wookie chaser my boyfriend will surely finish with Donut Peg tonight"

"Good morning, sir. My hands are full. Can you slide that Donut Peg to my mouth?"

by MarNavSickPig May 24, 2025

Donut swap

When two police cars park side-by-side in opposite directions with their windows down so they can talk.

I totally thought those cops were going to pull me over, but luckily they were just having a donut swap.

by Mackguyver January 9, 2025