The act of a generally female sex partner consuming a half-dozen unfrosted donuts and thereafter swallowing an appropriate volume of semen in order to spread an even layer of "frosting" on each.
by Downhillsyndrome December 10, 2017
Get the Frosted donutmug. by CampbellFrank March 16, 2023
Get the Donuts with benefitsmug. noun
1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.
2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.
2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”
“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”
by Peter Goziña August 4, 2025
Get the Donut Glaze Syndromemug. A young man with divine angelic powers to turn back time to the very moment of his own birth hoping to correct his wrongs and finally become donut king.but becomes so sad and confused when he realizes that all of his friends and family members are actually Alien hybrids using his loved ones human bodys as temporary avatars to visit the earth as a vacation spot in the 21st century.
That donut prince needs to calm down about the gang stalking and just eat a donut and chill for christ sake.
by T.L.M.05588 May 4, 2021
Get the donut princemug. YOU FUCKING DONUT
by A randomized person February 12, 2021
Get the Donutmug. by aleks henrold January 25, 2017
Get the Donut Scrotummug. An informal way of telling someone politely that they are being too formal within a given context despite the atmosphere being chill. A rarer variant is Astral Torus (Latin translation), which is usually used by the person called a Space Donut.
"Hello dear brothers in business, I'd relish to ask for a cup equipollent of roasted, energized bean juice please."
"For the third time this week we are discussing porn go teach english some where else you sound like a fucking space donut or smth?"
"For the third time this week we are discussing porn go teach english some where else you sound like a fucking space donut or smth?"
by The Second g April 11, 2022
Get the Space Donutmug.