David Wolfe

Crazy, kumquat-snorting fruit loop who things gravity is a hoax, the earth is flat, that deer antlers can make you levitate, that mushrooms fall out of the fucking sky, loves to shock his own nipples, believes the nectar of his ballsack cures cancer, and has proven that vaccines don't give kids autism, David Wolfe gives kids autism.

David Wolfe is a fucking tool.

by mrwiggles1 February 8, 2018

david bergren

a salty person who says "who dis" too much

wow he's such a david bergren

by coolkat112801 February 2, 2017

David is a nazi

Fun fact, David is a nazi

“Did you know David is a nazi”

by Mrix on sticks April 18, 2020

David Tennant

David Tennant is a Scottish actor who has played half of all characters ever created but is especially known for the Tenth Doctor, DI Hardy and the demon Crowley. The last role especially is often considered his sexiest for obvious reasons

David Tennant strutted around a lot on the Good Omens set

Oh my God! Have you SEEN David Tennant as Crowley?

by FlamingBentleyGoVroom September 13, 2020

David Loch

A rather large man that gets aroused by shitting in urinals. Especially at schools.

Yea I walked into school the other day and I saw a wild David loch in the bathroom

by Matthew Ahern October 14, 2020

david sim

a armenian player

omg that guy is just a player and uses girls he must be a david sim.

by anitaovay November 23, 2021

David's ladder

When you are fucking a girl in the ass and put her head into every step of the ladder while ascending it

What position did you try with her? We tried David's ladder

by Roži September 21, 2021