Swamp Donkey

noun: an old Chevy Truck, usually green in color, that most men and all women would be embarrassed to drive on a public roadway. Runs rather well for its age, but leaves much to be desired in appearance. Most often used for hauling garbage or providing heat while drinking beer in the driveway.

Doug: "Let's have a beer! I'll fire up the Swamp Donkey."

by Danatsams January 28, 2013

dankers

Something of high quality.

That girl over there looks dankers!

That song is dankers man!

by Beny Thompson January 2, 2009

Donkey

A male prostitute, derived from the onomatopoetic fact that he is a "he-whore".

if you walk down to the corner of 3rd and Mission, you'll see a donkey dressed like a mincer just waiting to gobble your gonads for less than a tenner.

by DelicateCargo June 4, 2015

Honky Donkey

The term Honky Donkey is a derogatory term used to describe an irritating white person or a person of the caucasian phenotype who you just want smack upside the head for their ignoramus stupidity. A synonymous term or a term that can be used interchangeably, in order to hammer the point home, could be: Cracker Jackass.

Classic Exemplar: Donald J Trump aka Honky Donkey-in-chief aka Crack JAckass-in-Chief

If it looks like a honky, walks like a honky and talks like a honky, then by default it's a donkey.... hence Honky Donkey.

(feel free to swap out honky for cracker and donkey for jackass, should the honky donkey you're berating, not understand what you're going on about).

by ImbredCorpulentCracker July 2, 2017

Donkey Kong

Donkey Kong is a party game where groups of individuals attempt to charge up a staircase while the "Donkey Kong" at the top tosses kegs at them in an attempt to slow their progress.

Cody: "Jeez Jim, what happened to your arm there?"

Jim: "I broke it last night when me and my friends got shitfaced and played a couple rounds of Donkey Kong."

by Cody Cheesebrough June 23, 2008

donkey business

the ass area of a person's body. often used in the phrase "we molly whopped their donkey business"

we just molly whopped the other team's donkey business in football 56-0

by sg-t October 23, 2008

Double Donkey Punch

During sex, when a partner is in a doggy style position, you punch their kidneys at the same time as hard as one can.

1. Patrick needs a Double Donkey Punch.

by cameron May 3, 2004