Crusty

A spiritual, earthy person. Generally unwashed, possibly barefoot, and frugal.
Similar to: “crunchy” and “hippie”

“Look at that crusty”
“That crusty guy with the dog”

by Nicola1923declaration September 4, 2023

Crusty Friend

A friend who does not reciprocate effort. Frequently flakey, barely responds to text messages, doesn’t show up when you ask them to. You help them but they don’t help you.

“Is Emma coming to your birthday dinner?”

“I wouldn’t bet on it, she’s a crusty friend.”

by notshelbae October 5, 2023

Custy

Someone buying that dope, name used by dealers to refer to the customers buying drugs

Custy - “I’m busy inna Bando servin all these Custys rn baby”

by Hood_rich3000k November 23, 2023

crusty the cat

a chuck e cheese character that was made in 1977 and replaced by this stupid ass purple obese monster

crusty the cat is just better than Mr munch

by 1#crustyfan November 14, 2024

Crusty Muffin

A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.

I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.

by victim of s.d.s.r December 12, 2023

Crusty bud

Finger blasting you chick with a nectar collector in her ass and then pulling it out and taking a fat ole dab, then passing it around to all you friends

Me and the boys had a crusty bud after my chick left

by Bucky stills December 23, 2023

Crusty ipad kids

The reason why we use condums. Also the result of fatherlessness. These kids are retarded to say the least. They are a different breed of human who live their iPads because they're parents are fucking terrible and only bought them the iPad so they don’t have to socialize with their kids. They usually are 500 FUCKING POUNDS OVERWEIGHT AND THRIE TANTRUMS WHEN THEY CAN BRAIN ROY THEMSELVES WITH THE FUCKING RETARED AND DEAD LAND OF YOUTUBE SHORTS. they are setup for failure in every way and will most definitely will not enjoy the world of “outside” if they are exposed to the great outdoors, they WILL HAVE THE MOST EXPLOSIVE FUCKING TEMPERTANTRUM KNOWN TO MAN. PLEASE SOMEONE KILL ALL OF THESE FUCKING TARDS.

Look dude, theres Crusty iPad kids!

It would be fucking hilarious if we took the iPad from it, I wanna see the tantrum it would have,

Touching it might not be a good idea because it has fucking diseases on it

by Ballslover42069 December 30, 2023