subdivision cowboy

a guy who adopts a pseudo-country aesthetic and personality while living in a suburban area. can be seen cruising around the subdivision in their unbeaten lifted chevy silverado, listening to morgan wallen with their blonde spray tanned girlfriend in the passenger seat. probably has fluffy well kept hair and works for their dad's contracting company.

He's never felt dirt on his hands in his life, he's just a subdivision cowboy!

by 123890567 July 19, 2025

Caviar Cowboy

A bougie cowboy. Someone who appreciates the finer things in life and probably vacations in Aspen or Jackson Hole. Only wears cowboy boots at the bar. Here for the vibes and the vibes only.

Did you see Sarah bought a pair of Lucchese boots and a Kemosabe hat? She's such a caviar cowboy.

by uncleross May 20, 2024

Death cowboy

Someone who rides the line between life and death, sometimes switching between the two repeatedly.

"your alive after that!? Damn, you go death cowboy."

by IceUnderWater March 28, 2024

Reverse cowboy scissor

When a guy and girl scissor with a double sided dildo but the guy is in reverse because, well his hole is in the back.

My girlfriend refused to peg me so I opted for the reverse cowboy scissor.

by TangTime April 9, 2023

Cowboys

A western vigilante who uses a revolver and wears a cool hat

The worst team In the nfl

Fuck you dak press it I hope the cowboys go 0-17

The cowboys are way worse than the eagles

by Eagles on top November 24, 2022

plastic cowboy

a plastic cowboy is a suburban person who larps as a cowboy in really lame ways. thinks driving on a gravel road once a month and listening to their local country music station on occasion makes them a cowboy. probably wears a hat and boots to their indoor job.
Like a bud light cowboy but worse.

post 9/11 "country" music is just acoustic pop for plastic cowboys.

by SmashTheState August 20, 2023

cowboy spliff

A handrolled cigarette containing a small amount of cannabis.

Oh shit, only got a pinch of weed left? Roll up a cowboy spliff! Spliff weed

by Pseudoplutohotgluegoo April 23, 2018