COVID-hav

verb-the act of holding oneself to a high standard of behvior during COVID

Griselda struggle greatly during most of 2020. Due to her strong desire to see and be seen, she found it incredibly difficult to COVID-hav.

by Slamb Doctor November 18, 2020

Covid-🇲🇺

When the island paradise turned tax haven, which used to earn its main revenue by exporting quality raw sugar, wished the coronavirus would suffer the same fate as the dodo—Mauritius needs tourists and tax fugitives to come back to revive its comatose economy.

How long would Mauritius—a lackey of China, which could easily or freely provide her with a million-odd doses of coronavirus vaccine to match her population size—have to wait before Covid-🇲🇺 became a reality?

by Covido November 21, 2020

Covid whore

An unemployed stripper who has turned to prostitution

Lollipop: oh hell no, bitch, don’t be trying to take my corner just cuz u a covid whore
Mandy: fuck off, sasquatch, you would probably make more money if you put a mask on

by Butter Mike May 18, 2020

COVID-Cute

A person who is generally unappealing during "normal" circumstances who is more attractive due to lack of human interaction (SEE: VISITING-YOUR-PARENTS CUTE; AIRPORT CUTE)

"I just went for a walk and saw this hunky guy; he's COVID-Cute 7, so like a New York 3."

by mrsmithgoes June 11, 2020

Covid Callus

The callus behind your ears from masks

Bruh my ears sore asf from these damn masks.

Oh you don't have that covid callus yet

by JohnaldWently January 7, 2022

COVID LINE

“Covid Line”

I met my boyfriend on the Covid Line”

It’s pouring rain, I’m starving and I have two more hours on the Covid Line”

What are my choices? Better get on the Covid Line!

by Krazymama October 29, 2020

Home COVID Test

Farting right next to a person you live with and not telling them to see if they still have their sense of smell.

My wife just gave me a Home COVID Test and I passed.

by AnctRome November 25, 2020