that's the way the cookie crumbles

That's just the way it goes; shit happens.

I studied really hard for the test, but failed. I guess that's just the way the cookie crumbles.

by Laur0406 June 1, 2004

smart cookie

An individual who has impressed another person by completing or performing some kind of action, and in turn, are complimented.

"Bill, you are one smart cookie for finding a way to get that booger off your shirt without touching it" said Ted.

by madham January 12, 2009

put that cookie down

When Arnold sees people eating his cookies, he yells this phrase, and eats them. Usually followed by this:

NAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!

"MMMM these cookies are so good."

"PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN, NAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by donuthead7310 August 28, 2009

Crayola Cookie

A Crayola Cookie is the favourite choice of snack for Antivaxxer Common Law Severing Citizens who tries to close down vaccination centres with bogus legal paper work and crime number 6029679 for a case that is not being investigated by the Met Police & was confirmed case closed on 12/01/2022

I see you are an AntiVaxxer Common Law Sovereign Citizen, would you like a Crayola Cookie to got with your meal?

by MoMoShaf January 18, 2022

wanna cookie

a nicer way to say "GOOD FOR YOU" when someone is tryna brag about something.

Friend: "i just bought 3 northfaces & i still have 300$$ left over"
Friend2: "WANNA COOKIE"

by Mariel Quijano January 11, 2008

cum cookie

When a group of males get together and all proceed to masterbate and blow their loads onto a cookie. The last person to ejaculate has to eat the cookie. Can be also done in a tournement like fashion.

When we played cum cookie Jim blew last and had to eat the cookie.

by Matt Cheese August 31, 2006

Affogato Cookie

fishy from cookie run kingdom

Affogato Cookie: "And I Am A fish"
Dark Cacao Cookie: "N O＂

by emperorbelos April 11, 2022