Noon O' Clock

It's 12 PM but you're gay and panicking.

Friend 1: I'm meeting up with him at noon o' clock on a Saturday
Friend 2: lmao gay panic

by Remy Michael May 15, 2020

Clock Boy

A small, usually obnoxious cos-player whose costume is made exclusivity out of a clock.

Did that clock boy just say he would wreck my pussy?

by suxwaste April 26, 2013

Time clock

A time clock can't read 4:33 one second before reading 4:22. 11 seconds don't pass in one.

Something about the time clock on the college game was off, since the time was moving a little quick for reality.

by Solid Mantis February 27, 2021

Adam clocking

The art of scratching one on his or her face until they bleed when they anger you.

My sister took the last slice of pizza so a Adam clocked her.

He told me to punch him but I prefer Adam clocking

by Trueandhonestdefintions March 30, 2019

clock a gag

A phrase used when you read someone out or bring to the conversation someone else's flaws. That person would be so stunned that they'll be gagged and just then you would've clocked a gag.

-"Trump is stupid"

-Yess! clock a gag!

by yayo.o June 13, 2025

Military Alarm Clock

Walking into someone's room while they're sleeping with a frying pan in one hand and a wooden spoon in the other hand and proceeding to bang them together whilst inside the room.

#1: Hey bro you look tired.
#2: Yeah. My sister gave me a military alarm clock this morning.

by bossofpiza November 22, 2016

hit the clock

to turn 18

guy 1: damn, she's kinda fine. i don't think she looks old enough so i'll ask her when she is going to hit the clock

guy 2: that's really weird bro

by blubloobglue August 14, 2021