church clapping

When a person or group of people clap out of rhythm to a song

We were trying to play our guitars around the campfire but Gary kept church clapping and fucking us up

by Optipotamus November 16, 2016

churchillism

When someone does a Stalin but then proceeds to call out that one time you did a Hitler. i.e. someone escaping a wrongdoing by drawing attention to something you did a while ago.

Guy who kicked a puppy: "HA! Take that you furry lovable thing!"

Guy who accidentally ran over his dog in the driveway: "Dude! What the fuck! Not cool!"

GWKAP: "Yeah, well you killed your dog you murderer!"

GWAROHDITD: *sobbing* "I'M SORRY PUPPERTON! WHYYYYYYY!"

Ghost Doggo: "That's what yer call a churchillism!"

by TD23ASUS June 30, 2017

Church nap

It is when you feel the Holy Spirit roll through you so hard you need to take a three or four hour nap

Oh goodness I feel the need to take a church nap.

by Astronomyiskool July 5, 2017

church naked

The more PG way of explaining nakedness.

The state of being bare, excluding underwear.

Girl 1: I was so wasted last weekend– I think I ended up getting naked.
Girl 2: You got naked?
Girl 1: Well, church naked.
Girl 2: Thank goodness

by notncrmie July 12, 2017

Church

Church or going to church is widely used in out law motorcycle clubs to mean a meeting or going to a meeting at the MC's hang out, club house, building where only full members (patched members) attend to talk about business and members vote to approve or not approve the club's activities.

Motorcycle President is calling a "church" session today all members must attend

by The original Gman August 20, 2017

church hole

The only acceptable hole by the church unless you are married
Basically Anal Sex

Joseph: So Mary, you wanna have sex?
Mary: No way! I'm not married to you yet!
Joseph: No baby, we are gonna do it in the church hole!

by A Soap Bar September 17, 2017

Churchill Street

Rock Band from mobile al. Composed of a singer, 2 guitarists, bass player, drummer, and a saxophone player. Mostly does covers but has a couple original that are ok. Great live performance despite their ages.

Matthew: "Did you go to Churchill Streets concert last night?"
Carl: "yea, their cover of Little Black Submarines was rad!"

by 110ChickenNuggets September 25, 2017