on saturday nights, gareth goes to morgans house, takes off his pants, and plays "bum darts" with morgann. Gareth usually wins, actually he always wins because as he lieks to say, practice makes perfect
by gareth January 29, 2003
Get the bum darts mug.A bum bubble generally occurs when you're about to fart; as the gass being released is about to exit your anus, a bubble is created. When the bubble remains in your anus, and fails to be pushed out, it is known as a bum bubble; however, it can sometimes be mistaken for a sweaty anus.
stephen - whats up josh st. G, you look kinda funny
josh st. g - ya i've had this bum bubble stuck in my anus for hours and it's starting to really chafe, i even saw a little bit of blood squirt out, i'm hoping when i shit it'll pop
stephen - those sick bum bubbles
josh st. g - ya i've had this bum bubble stuck in my anus for hours and it's starting to really chafe, i even saw a little bit of blood squirt out, i'm hoping when i shit it'll pop
stephen - those sick bum bubbles
by Stephen the Anus Man May 30, 2006
Get the bum bubble mug.Bum fluff is literally sparse and whispy facial hairs on an adolescent boy, (Or Asian girl)... Tee hee! Which resemble peach fuzz, under-bed lint, gossimar threads... or any fine downy substance.
"You look a right cunt with that bum fluff on thy face mate! Grow up and stop trying to look like a blonde girl's arse!!!!" * Mr Kipling's Diaries.*
by Spillage66 August 6, 2007
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Phil: "ah he's gone in the bogs with Rueben for a bit of bum foolery"
Phil: "ah he's gone in the bogs with Rueben for a bit of bum foolery"
by Winston Churchill's Sausagefest October 31, 2005
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2. He was going at it so bloody vigourously- gave me bum cherries.
3. At this rate, I'll have bum cherries.
2. He was going at it so bloody vigourously- gave me bum cherries.
3. At this rate, I'll have bum cherries.
by lesbo stewface x June 18, 2006
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Can be related to anything, a bad nights drinking results in being Bum-Hole Jenga'd.
Can be related to anything, a bad nights drinking results in being Bum-Hole Jenga'd.
"I was drifting round a bend and pushed too hard and ended up playing a game of Bum-Hole Jenga"
"I started the night off with a pint of vodka, milk and rum. I was Bum-Hole Jenga'd within the hour."
"I started the night off with a pint of vodka, milk and rum. I was Bum-Hole Jenga'd within the hour."
by Bear of Kaos September 2, 2009
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