Bottle Bandit

When a good friend has a parent who is a “closet clepto” stealing various items that may have sentimental value. Such as a water bottle.

Yo, Amory your mom is a fuckin’ Bottle Bandit.

by TeamJesBon September 8, 2025

Banter Bottle

A bottle which is passed around by a group of people who provide contributions of human bodily fluid or other "potentially" edible matter to the bottle.

Once the bottle is full, the person who draws the shortest straw has to drink from the banter bottle.

Did you hear what's in the banter bottle this time? Apparently someone ejaculated in this one.

by DukeWilfred January 23, 2025

water bottle

when they put the entire dick in the mouth and the say they can fit more so you cry

Dave: I'm very sad kitty gave me a water bottle

by anonymous February 21, 2025

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by InterpersonalCommunication February 22, 2025

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by AARRIITTUU March 5, 2025

water bottle

something henry forgets

-"Babe do you have a water bottle"

-"Of courser you forgot it henry"

by july 4th tree March 13, 2025

Jimmy urine pee bottle

When jimmy urine peed in a bottle drank it and let steve righ also drink it!

“Timothy Charlemagne eats the famous dish ratatouille every evening while watching pornography while drinking out of the infamous Jimmy urine pee bottle.”

by freaky.sebastian June 18, 2024