blasterd

When an individual is blasted in conjunction with being plastered.

After a night at the bar Yingling was blasterd.

by mikeeyediaz October 28, 2010

Batter coated orgasm

A deep fried Mars bar

I ate a deep fried Mars bar. I had a batter coated orgasm then died of heart failure but got a massive load off. It was worth it.

by MarsBarBoy February 28, 2011

Blasterbate

To masturbate in the shower when the water is on cold, then turn the shower knob to hot right as you're coming.

Every time I blasterbate, it feels almost as good as sex.

by albertadwarfspruce September 24, 2011

Battery Dropping

1. To do acid
2. To actually clean your car battery by dropping it.

1. "So many colors, man, I shouldn't be driving after I dropped so much battery a couple minutes ago."

2. "You're running out of charge on your battery? You should drop it using the Battery Dropping method."

by Chemclasshero April 28, 2012

batter dipping

The art of deep frying anything that has been dipped in batter.

Carnivals, with their deep fried twinkies and snickers bars, are the best place for batter dipping.

by crisisincrisis August 29, 2012

Battered Sluts Syndrome

A naieve baby hooker that dates a well-known douchebag just to get props for doing so and walks away with nothing

...well sometimes if they are lucky something to remember them by like a STD or a bastard child but besides that nothing.

"After giving him my virginity & 3 weeks of dating the only thing i am walking away with is Battered Sluts Syndrome."

by yesididjustgothere309 December 21, 2012

Bluttering

To mess up or create chaos.

Corey: Wow, Joey really seems like such a bluttering kind of person.
Joey: I am not!

by HarleyQuinntheawesome January 5, 2013