Intense Naval Battle

When two men on a water bed try to nut on each other, the first one to land a nut on the wins.

I gotta get cleaned up, Johny and I had an Intense Naval Battle.

by Big boi mandingo March 28, 2019

Battle Of The Little Bighorns

The often failed act of touching one’s Anus to another anus. Although it is often sexual

it can also settle disputes, debts, and assert dominance. In some instances it can be completely platonic and gender neutral.

On first dates it is customary to “go Dutch”. On the 2nd date it is tradition to have a Battle of the Little Bighorns. The loser picks up the tab.

by Jesus Chrisco June 24, 2022

Battle Kid

A game that's so hard it should be illegal.

Playing this game is REALLY painful
You will die 1,000,000+ times

Battle Kid makes Dark Souls look like a game for babies

by Hamtaro November 13, 2019

Weapon ball battles

A series of balls fighting with weapons

Weapon ball battles is peak.

by niki123567890 July 24, 2025

Megaman Battle Network Chapter 49; Serenade.Exe: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Megaman Battle Network Chapter 49; Serenade.Exe: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Battle Game In 5 Seconds

It fucking slammed. It slammed! I binged it I one sitting, got super invested, and then ran out of episodes. I was great. It is such a fucking shame that I can't get a list of all the shows that are based on my thing. It really is tragic.

Hym "Battle Game in 5 Seconds slaps. And the Main Characters power is probably the most creative power you can give a character. That being 'Your ability is whatever the other person thinks it is.' So he has literally whatever power he can convince other people he has and then entire show is just the elaborate mind game of this guy wheeling and deal new powers for himself using manipulation and social engineering. It's profound! The characters look great. It's got kind of a Getbackers vibe and that is actually why I started watching it. I was scrolling past things on Crunchyroll and the aesthetic of the show was so appealing to me that I added to my watchlist. Awesome. Awesome show. Wish it got more hype. Hope it gets another season."

by Hym Iam June 27, 2025

Meme Battle

A meme battle is a battle of people sending memes until one runs out of memes

Jhon: ok I ran out of memes
Alex: HAHA I HAVE ONE THIS MEME BATTLE THUS MAKING ME THE MEME LORD YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL!

by Uduc99 February 8, 2020