1. Bald Badger is the common name for any hairless animal of three subfamilies, which belong to the family Mustelidae
2. A man's penis - colloquialism derived from the gently tapering shape of the badgers forebody and head - similar in appearance to an adult male's genitalia
2. A man's penis - colloquialism derived from the gently tapering shape of the badgers forebody and head - similar in appearance to an adult male's genitalia
"Hey Tony - are you off to your bedroom to go and pummell the bald badger?"
"He he - I showed the old Doris me bald badger and she run a mile!"
"He he - I showed the old Doris me bald badger and she run a mile!"
by Paulus the wood wood gnome, the wood wood gnome etc. January 17, 2008
Get the bald badger mug.Someone or group of people driven solely by pursuit of the almighty dollar. Seeking out money in the same spirit as the two famous Honey Badgers; one from youtube and the other from college football.
Matt: The BCS college football national championship game is wrong again, they didn't give Oklahoma State the shot they deserved this year, and Kansas State got screwed out of a big bowl game too.
Jodi: I thought they were supposed to pick the best teams for those football bowl games??
Matt: Yeah, right? The BCS is a damn Money Badger.
Jodi: Money Badger?
Matt: Yeah, I know you saw that youtube video on the Honey Badger right? Well......BCS don't care, BCS wants it's money, BCS don't give a shit about Oklahoma State or Kansas State, they'll steal money from anybody they can.
Jodi: (laughing) I see, it's a bad thing.....playoff please!!
Jodi: I thought they were supposed to pick the best teams for those football bowl games??
Matt: Yeah, right? The BCS is a damn Money Badger.
Jodi: Money Badger?
Matt: Yeah, I know you saw that youtube video on the Honey Badger right? Well......BCS don't care, BCS wants it's money, BCS don't give a shit about Oklahoma State or Kansas State, they'll steal money from anybody they can.
Jodi: (laughing) I see, it's a bad thing.....playoff please!!
by Matt-NM December 16, 2011
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by steve December 3, 2003
Get the Slot badger mug.A small hick town in south central Texas known as the cowboy capital of the world. Beyond the 30 bars and churches cluttering mainstreet lies many meth labs and shit youd see in the movie kids or gummo. Pretty boring place, so all the kids turn to smoking weed, drinking heavily, or hanging out at Boyles and or sonic parking lots. A good music scene if you like country, and dontr move here if your black
by dirtydizzle20 February 18, 2011
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Someone who strives to show us all how cool they are, while all the time acting like an utter cock.
Someone who strives to show us all how cool they are, while all the time acting like an utter cock.
by bobdylan_mcfc January 7, 2005
Get the funk badger mug.Wolf bagging occurs when a penis is fucking an ass hetero/homo and before climax you reach around in stick your fingers down the fuckee's throat causing them to gag and tighten the anus thus enhancing pleasure for the fucker during climax.
by Senor Ringpiece April 16, 2009
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by Marc April 3, 2005
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