louisiana bagel

take a donut of any sort, cut it in half horizontally (like a bagel), spread butter on it and enjoy. Great for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Fat kids love them and skinny kids can only handle a few.

"We were up at the lake house and the only food the gas station had was assorted boxes of hostess donuts. So we bought a pound of butter and ate louisiana bagels all week."

"your going to blow up like a whale if you keep eating those powdered louisiana bagels guy"

"sure ill come over after I finish off this box of louisiana bagels"

by zuke lnosko August 15, 2012

Ass Badger

One who enjoys placing large meaty rods into their anus.

The Andy doesn't want to go on xbox because he is having too much fun being an ass badger.

by TurnOnYourXbox June 20, 2014

hot bagel with cream cheese

Anal sex in the morning followed by an anal cream pie

There's nothing better than a hot bagel with cream cheese to get the day started.

by ldslngr July 9, 2014

Nagel Bagel

When a guy puts his penis through a bagel hole and then fucks girl. Once the guy finishes he then has to eat the bagel.

"Dude I nagel bageled this girl last night and it tasted pretty good!"

by walkingteapot December 12, 2015

Jerusalem bagel

When the male places a bagel around his member, dresses it with olive oil and has two long pubic hair bundles on either side. Bagel preferably made with levantine herbs.

Tasha baked a bagel with levantine herbs, begged her husband to try a new move in the bedroom. He readily greased his pubic hair. They performed the Jerusalem Bagel together late into the night.

by Stevous September 2, 2017

a badger nope

When a rat or a cat comes popping by and scares you away. Running and screaming as you leave.

Yesterday I saw a huge rat pop his head around a corner, I gave it a badger nope. Ran the hell away from there.

by SootRat February 16, 2021

stepped on a bagel

putting oneself into a precarious situation, or an awkward situation in itself

man, you really stepped on a bagel this time.

i don't have enough money for rent this month, when i spent my money on those expensive sunglasses, i really stepped on a bagel

by Steve the Magnificent March 3, 2011